A Kick To The Head

Hn! These fuckin' freaks just don't give up, do they?

Don't exactly help that I can't even use my damn mask.

OY, YOU TWO SHINIGAMI. I haven't seen either of ya around and I can't bother to check back on everybody else repeating the same shit all the time. What're ya up to?

AND I WANNA KNOW WHO'S ACTUALLY FIGHTING THE INVADERS, so we can actually organize something instead of bein' a bunch of retarded wannabe solo acts.

I- wha-

WHAT THE

OH FER FUCK'S SAKE DON'T TELL ME I'M BACK IN THIS FREAKIN' PLACE

...

YOU FUCKIN' BASTARDS. YA DID NOT FUCKIN' DO THAT TO ME. WHEN I FIND YA I'M GOIN' TO MAKE YA FEEL AS DISGUSTED AND TRAPPED AS I WAS HAVIN' THAT FUCKER IN MY HEAD. JUST YOU FUCKIN' WAIT.


AND WHAT THE FUCK IS GOIN' ON WITH THIS SHIT EXPLODIN' AND THAT- THING?!

DO I FUCKIN' NEED TO SMASH SOME HEADS IN AGAIN?!? FOR FUCK'S SAKE.

How interesting.




((ooc: I don't suppose a 'fail so epic it might just be win' will apply to this case? D'er, anyway, Hiyori turned into Turn Back the Pendulum Arc!Aizen, since that's when he betrayed and turned her and her group into a bunch of Vizards.

...also, I might as well mention that my hiatus is being put aside this week, since my trip to Algarve got rescheduled. Woohoo!))

... Shit.

Shit shit shit SHIT.



Shinigami, tell me I wasn't the only one who felt it.

There's one of them here, isn't there?

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU?!

GODDAMN HUMANS, SHINIGAMI, WHATEVER THE FUCK YA WANT TO CALL YERSELVES. YA AIN'T BETTER THAN EACH OTHER, YER ALL THE SAME FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT THAT HAS TO KILL AIMLESSLY TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT YER FUCKING INFERIORITY COMPLEX AND DADDY ISSUES.

IF I CATCH ONE OF YA EVEN THINKIN' ABOUT TOUCHING ANOTHER INNOCENT PERSON, YA BETTER DAMN WELL EXPECT A FOOT UP YER FUCKING ASSES!!

[Private to self; relatively hackable]

GAH. Just what the hell is up with all these damn shinigami poppin' up every three seconds?! Not to mention one's weirder than the next! And nobody can tell me about that brat Ichigo or the shit that's goin' on back home!

I wish the others were here, dammit. Even if just Shinji. Then I could kick his face and feel better.
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Oy, anybody up for a duel? I need to shed off some energy. Don't bother if yer weak, I'm lookin' for someone who'll last more than five seconds.

DAMMIT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN' ON?! I'M TIRED OF TRIPPIN' ON EVERY SINGLE THING ON THE GODDAMN FLOOR!

Ugh.

Shinigami.

You and me outside, right now.



((ooc: She's referring to Hitsugaya, but feel free to comment on it anyway.))

Did somebody lose the lolibot? Or little sister for those of you too sensitive to hear her get addressed by any other name.

Anyway, I found her in the middle of a hallway. She's in my room now. One of you come and fetch her tomorrow or something.


[Screened to every shinigami/death god in the building.]

I felt the reiatsu of a shinigami. I don't know which one of you fuckers did this, but you better not think I'm keepin' her death a secret. I'm not gonna let you run around thinkin' you're all powerful, you bastards. I can kick your asses any day.

WHAT THE FUCK!

SHINJI? HACHI? ICHIGO!?! ALL THE REST OF YA, WHERE THE HELL DIDJA GO?! THIS BETTER BE NO JOKE, YOU HEAR ME?! OR ELSE I'M GONNA KICK YER ASSES TO NEXT WEEK!!